Have you heard the new Golf Lingo people are using on the golf course. In case you are needing a translation of what they are talking about here is the glossary:
Some new lingo to use when you’re out there spanking the white ball..
- A ‘Rock Hudson’ – a putt that looked straight, but wasn’t
- A ‘Saddam Hussein’ – from one bunker into another
- A ‘Yasser Arafat’ – butt ugly and in the sand
- A ‘John Kennedy Jr..’ – didn’t quite make it over the water
- A ‘Rodney King’ – over-clubbed
- An ‘O.J.’- got away with one
- A ‘Princess Grace’ – should have used a driver
- A ‘Princess Di’ – shouldn’t have used the driver
- A ‘Condom’ – safe, but didn’t feel quite right
- A ‘Brazilian’ – shaved the hole
- A ‘Rush Limbaugh’ – way to the right and out of bounds
- A ‘Nancy Pelosi’ – Way to the left and out of bounds
- A ‘James Joyce’ – a putt that’s impossible to read
- A ‘Ted Kennedy’ – goes in the water and jumps out
- A ‘Sonny Bono’ – straight into the trees
- A ‘Mickey Mantle’ – a dead yank
